Taking another step....
Day 11....DESPERATELY SEEKING DEAN KAMEN....

My sister seems to think I should take out an ad with match.com, the internet dating service.

I think she is right. Maybe I can meet someone real nice through the internet.......the odds of this happening are the same odds of peace in the middle east before next week. Or Donald Trump's hair actually moving...flowing in the wind... Paris Hilton shopping at Walmart.... Dean Kamen calling me...

But....with a positive attitude....I shall carry on....



This is what my ad will look like........

"YOUNG HOTTIE LOOKING FOR DEAN KAMEN.....HE'S NOT AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW, SO IN THE MEANTIME.....

DESPERATELY SEEKING ANY FORM OF INTELLIGENT LIFE LEFT ON THIS PLANET.....

MUST BE GOOD WITH KIDS AND VOLUNTEER..."



"Please DO NOT RESPOND to my ad if you:

1. Have the 'perfect body' but it happens to be in the trunk of your car and is beginning to SMELL...

2. If your 'ideal woman' would be a Nympho liquor store owner.

3. Are on parole, probabion, or are currently incarcerated.

4. Think 4 our of 3 people have trouble with fractions.

5. If 8 out of the 10 voices in your head are telling you, "DON'T SHOOT!"

6. If you think 'Gun Control' means using both hands.

7. If your child was 'inmate of the month.'

8. If taking your X out tonight involves a bullet to the head.

9. You bought a gun because you heard it was 'tourist season.'

10. You believe work is for people who don't know how to fish.

11. You are wanting to meet me because you have a three day pass.

12. If you think squirrels are nature's little speed bumps.

13. If the only "mark" you made in life was in your underwear.

14. If you feel full after taking your medications."


These are just a few... I'll need some more time....

In the meantime, I'll keep thinking of my sweetie.


Love ya DEAN.....


FYI: I love sheets dried outside on the line.